In the future we'll all be gay
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
