His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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