yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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