: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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