Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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