The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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