she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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