guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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