It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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