By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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