At least make sure they are 18
Why
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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