Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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