I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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