I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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