Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Nicole vs. Life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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