Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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