Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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