i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am naked and annoyed.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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