did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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