i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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