u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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