I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
