so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
me + whiskey = a bad person
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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