Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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