I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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