apparently the secret to your success is patron
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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