her vagine was all disorganized.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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