I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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