I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I didn't notice because vodka
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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