Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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