is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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