just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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