do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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