i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
They have beer where we have blood.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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