Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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