Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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