saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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