What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize