My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He has the fingertips of a God
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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