...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
