ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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