Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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