Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just wanna soil my oats bro
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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