Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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