Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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