There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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