It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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