Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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