Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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