D3 body, D1 cock
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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