i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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