So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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