no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
