just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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