Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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